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The Arm Wrestling Match of Destiny
Jesus Christ vs. Gargamel
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The Day Jesus Spoke of Non-Falsifiable Claims
Non-Falsifiable Fire
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A Jesus and Charlie Brown Christmas
On a quiet, snowy evening, the Peanuts gang gathered around Charlie Brown's modest little tree.
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Spirit Manifests Without Time
In a time when the earth was ripe with wonder, and humanity was awash with questions about the divine, there lived a teacher known for his profound…
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Vampire Symbolism Explained
Under the dim glow of oil lamps, the air filled with the warm aroma of bread and wine, Jesus and his disciples gathered around a modest wooden table for…
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Jesus meets Trump Tower
In the bustling heart of New York City, just a year after the grand opening of the Trump Tower in 1983, an encounter of the most extraordinary kind took…
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Cave Revelation: Metaphor Unraveled
In an extraordinary twist of events, Jesus found himself transported back in time to ancient Greece, a land of philosophers and scholars.
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Ho’oponopono Sermon
In a time untouched by the constraints of history and geography, Jesus decided to embark on a journey far from the familiar landscapes of his homeland.
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Jesus Meets Yoda on Dagobah
In a time beyond time, Jesus embarked on an extraordinary journey, not through the physical realm, but through the vast expanses of the cosmos via…
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HOA meeting with Jesus
In the small meeting room of a tired-looking condominium building, the atmosphere was tense.
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Jesus Teaches Smudging Ritual
In the quiet streets of Wichita, Kansas, 2023, Betty-Lou sat at her kitchen table, her mind a whirlwind of thoughts.
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Jesus warns against Spiritual Co-dependency
In a small village nestled between rolling hills and verdant fields, Jesus gathered a group of people from diverse backgrounds, their faces a mosaic of…
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